Saturday, December 15, 2012

Rainman Rides Route 21

What would the world hear if it could listen to your stream of consciousness?  I first encountered Rainman on Route 21 a couple of weeks ago.  He scared me just a little because he was having a conversation, in what sounded like Klingon, with the guy sitting to his right.  Only there was no guy sitting to his right.  I felt relieved when he got off early. 

Now I look forward to riding with him.  The bus pulls up, the doors open, and I can hear him riffing from the back of bus before I even board.  I can't do him justice, but I'll try. It goes something like, "ROXANNE, you don't have to turn on-Bing, approaching Hwy 78 and Old Seguin Rd- Chevy the heartbeat of-I'm Batman."  Sometimes he cracks himself up, and he always mixes in a song.  He goes non-stop until he exits.  Whatever he thinks just comes out.

When Rainman leaves people are smiling.  If I had this condition, and people heard everything I thought, I'd probably get my butt kicked with great regularity.

See you on Route 21.